How Bored Am I?

I just changed my reply to SWLAW's upcoming Happy Hour Evite. Not to say that I'm not going now, but to change the comment I left. I'll probably end up doing this several times.

Southwesterners,

I think it's about time for our annual visit/drunk-fest at Wood Ranch in The Grove. Last year's event was a sweeping, vomiting success, and we should leave this year no different. For all you Second Years that attended, you know how much fun it was, so this message will be aimed at the First Years.

1L Peeps: What better way to get to know the rest of your classmates than through some good, old fashioned, alcohol-induced fun at the local speakeasy? Finals will be rapidly approaching, so this might be your last, real chance to go out and have some fiz-un before the hunkering-down commences. Plus, this will be the perfect opportunity for you to attempt to make out with the boy/girl of your choice (you know...the one you've been staring at, longingly, instead of listening to whether or not A has any vested interest in Blackacre).

Honestly, though, law-school becomes a lot easier and more laid back the better you know your peers. Staying within your first-day-made-cliques is a sure-fire way to scholastic apathy. The Wood Ranch event always has stellar turn-out, PLUS it's immediately after classes are over on Thursday. After your 2:00 session ends, get in your cars and head on over to the Grove; most people tend to stay real, real late, anyway, so don't throw a hissy-fit if you can't get there until 9:00 or after.

Evening Students: As stated lines previous, people will be there even after your latest class lets loose. So, come on over and have an ass-slappin' good time.

Oh...and witty, sarcastic "RSVP's" are mandatory.