I'm Signing Us Boys Up

For this, seeing that nothing has worked so far:

About MTV's Soul Mates: How was your last date? When was your last date? You've been to the bars, online, and even relied on friends to hook you up with your perfect match, so why not give MTV's new dating show Soul Mates a try? Let MTV be your matchmaker! Soul Mates takes into account your recent dating history, personality and taste and matches you up with the real deal. We're willing to do all the dirty work while you reap the rewards of a fun date. Win cash, have an exciting date, be on MTV, and maybe even fall in love. If you live in the Los Angeles area and are between the ages of 21-25 years old, MTV's Soul Mates is for you. (Casting Friday 9/3/04 @ THIS party - RSVP ASAP so you don't miss out!)

Of course, it's probably all a trick. I've seen Faking the Video and Room Raiders. And I sure as hell don't want no girl blacklighting my teddy bearUCLA Bruin - not that I have anything to hide, it's the whole invasion of privacy principle thing.... yeah, that's what it is.

So I'll probably just sign up Sean. Try not to shit your undies if all of a sudden you get tossed into the back of a van buddy.