As if law students needed anymore help
getting wasted comes this new product.
There's a new low-calorie, low-carbohydrate way for adults to consume alcohol in The United States, and you don't even need a glass. It's AWOL, Alcohol With Out Liquid, and for the first time, it is available in The United States after successful debuts in Europe and Asia.
Why does all the good shit pass through Europe and Asia first? There's gotta be a country or some Axis of Lame Asses that we can declare war on over this.
AWOL - The Ultimate Party Toy, recently launched, provides party goers and hedonists with a radical new way to consume alcohol.
AWOL... is a machine that mixes spirits with pressurized oxygen. A cloudy alcohol vapor is created which can be inhaled.
Some of the praise:
"It feels so clean!"
"What a great light feeling."
"No heaviness."
"This is the greatest thing since the still."
"If you hate hangovers, you'll love this."
UnFortunately..
The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol. It is not something people are going to get very drunk on.
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