Friday, July 16, 2004

This Rude American Rears His Ugly Head

Tuesday I was in a bit of a bad mood so getting drunk that night at the Fez Club was perhaps a bad idea - I really should have vented more on this blog before heading out. Short version: was approached by an elderly drunk Englishman who wanted to start a discussion with me on ageism - specifically about younger women hooking up with elderly drunky Englishmen, upsetted an 18 year old girl by insisting she was only 16 - she looked it, Brian had to shut me up at the bar - I think I said something about wankers using the word wankers, spilled a drink on Ryan's shoes and these American girls - it cost me 20 pounds to apologize and Brian still blames for ruining his game with the cute one, made Brian drop his drink, Ryan had to calm a guy down in the restroom after I had said some not so terrible things about England - ok they were really terrible things. And that was Tuesday night at the Fez Club, also known as - I kid you not - Ebonics Night, the night they play hip-hop.

On a completely unrelated note - I don't know where else to put it and I can't pass up an opportunity to piss Brian off - who wouldn't want to be spending all the time with Brian?

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