Tuesday, June 01, 2004

A New Study

Link from here.:
This paper studies the links between income, sexual behavior and reported happiness. It uses recent data on a random sample of 16,000 adult Americans. The paper finds that sexual activity enters strongly positively in happiness equations.
Uh... duh!
Greater income does not buy more sex, nor more sexual partners.
Damnit and double damnit. So why am I becoming a lawyer?
The typical American has sexual intercourse 2-3 times a month.
The typical American is better off than Wayne.
Married people have more sex than those who are single, divorced, widowed or separated.
In a few days she'll be having more sex than what she's getting now, good for her.
Sexual activity appears to have greater effects on the happiness of highly educated people than those with low levels of education.
So that's why I'm becoming a lawyer. Or at least going through law school.
The happiness-maximizing number of sexual partners in the previous year is calculated to be 1.
I wouldn't mind being a little bit sadder in the middle of a threesome.
Highly educated females tend to have fewer sexual partners.
Less hoes or at the very least their likely to be less hoey if they're attending law school, which is a good thing.
Homosexuality has no statistically significant effect on happiness.
This doesn't apply to me so I don't care.

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