It's an old news story but I thought I'd post Brian's email on it to provide some historical context to my 1L experience.

Hello everybody,

So on this eve eve of a wonderful hallmark holiday, I stumbled upon this sad love story.

It appears that the saying “all relationships are temporary until marriage” is true after all. The people at Mattel have said Barbie and Ken have gone their separate ways. Have no fear they will remain friends and probably go through the inevitable on again off again, weird gray area all couples (or ex-couples) go through. So enjoy this story and have a great V-day and President’s Day.

Brian

P.S.

Who the hell writes a story about this and why would CNN.com use it. And who the hell writes an email about it?