If you're not reading
Jeremy's Weblog yet, you should be after reading this Valentine's Day love song:
Property is a bundle of rights
And I want to hold you in my bundle tonight
I want a right to exclude
Anybody else from seeing you in the nude
If I have to I'll adversely possess
The shirt that you're wearing and your lovely new dress
I want to use you exclusively
I own you and you rent me
You're my property
For all of perpetuity
I'm putting a Restrictive Covenant
On anybody else touching you
You're my property
I'll sell you into slavery
I own an Easement
On every part of you
For the rest, click
here. Scroll down for a Civ. Pro. version.