A Belated V-Day Post

The Love Calculator does not lie. I decided to check out my compatibility with certain people and others.

Britney Spears 74%
Angelina Jolie - 23%
Denise Richards - 74%
That Girl In Our Section - 65%
That Hot Chick on TV - 17%
Torts - 22%
Contracts - 22%
Property - 45%
Civil Procedure - %
Criminal Procedure - 91%
Creamsicle - 84%
Pastel Sweaters - 46%
Final Exams - 13%
Tea Room - 19%
Corner Taco Stand - 22%
FG - 78%
Casebook - 22%
Case Briefs - 74%

In retrospect, this wasn't nearly as funny as I thought it would be.

UPDATE: Me and grabbing ass - 81%. Now that's funny because it's so true.