Someone Hit Me On the Head Real Hard, Please

Reading this makes me regret not hitting on Bunny's cousin at BJ's.

Daniel Bedingfield says the head brace fitted to his skull following his car crash in New Zealand is the "biggest chick magnet" he's ever had.

Bedingfield told DJ Chris Moyles: "I have kissed eight women so far. This is the biggest chick magnet I've ever had in my life. I'm not joking. I get so much sympathy. I get so much sympathy.

"They stare deeply into my eyes and hold my hand and go 'Are you alright?' and I go 'No' and they go 'Shall I make it better?' and I go 'Yes'. It's all good."

Regarding Bunny's cousin at BJ's, it's good to know my friends were looking out for my well-being that night.